I was born a warrior and a winner.

Step right up, folks, because you're in luck! Today, we've got a special deal going on. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, you might say!

[Snotlout's certainly chipper today, and the camera work is getting better, too! But that could easily be because of the fact that a 'mon is holding it instead, which is made clear as the Viking marches across the screen and pulls away a blanket to reveal his wares.]

Now you might be asking yourself, "Snotlout, I can buy an egg whenever I want! Why would I want these?" Well, citizen, let me tell you. There's a legend back home about one of these eggs. They say -- [His tone hushes to as close to reverent that it's ever been.] -- that an egg from an invisible lizard will give you good fortune. I've even seen it happen!

[Okay, so he fudged some facts a little, but he's got confidence on his side.]

But worry not, those of you too late to get you hands on that lucky lizard. See here, we've also got an Eevee and a nice set of six eggs from two very powerful dragons. I'd bet that they'll be a strong addition to your team as soon as they hatch. Who knows? Maybe they'll even have that special shiny condition like their dad.

Any one of these can be yours, my friends, for the fair price of P5000. These kinds of deals don't last long, so come on! Buy one. You know you want to.

[Thorston sighs before clicking the camera off. She's sorry about her trainer, everyone.]

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This stick is garbage!

[Good morning, Routians! Or not-so-good morning, judging by the angry nose pushed into the camera view of the 'gear. Yep, Snotlout doesn't seem to have figured out this dumb thing completely, just yet... He's supposed to try to transfer his face through it when using this function, right?]

Look, the pointy thing? It's supposed to be bigger and go on the end of the stick, not on some useless string! And the stick part? It's gotta be thicker! How do any of you survive if this is what you've got to fish with? I've probably broken eight of the stupid things already.

[He's supposed to be making money, here! Because for some reason you all won't let him ~trade~ his useless junk treasures away for stuff. Letting out a loud huff that manages to fog up the screen even if he's turning away, the viking instead glowers at the other fishermen on the boat. Who appear to be doing just fine, though they seem far more chilly than their young, angry companion despite the fact that it's snowing and he's lacking a winter coat.]

Never mind spears. Gimme a net and my dragon, and I bet I could fish everything up in ten seconds. Probably even five.